Real Life Math

I just found these quotes below in one of the corners in my "messy" office , just exactly when I was searching for a drawing that I need to see. I dont know how I got it or from whom I got it but anyway let me just share it with you. Maybe this will help us for just smiling and laughing thinking that it might be true...sometime!

So, just enjoy it some of the lines below...as Javanesse say: monggo (can be translated as: be my guest! or as Nowegian say: vær så god)

Shopping Math

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.

Office Arithmetic

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Romance Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Happiness

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Longevity

Married men live longer than single men,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Discussion Technique

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Propensity to Change

A woman worries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man worries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

General Equations & Statistic
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

(all pictures are taken from "here")